When old folk at ChristmasStart their storytellingMy ears start to bleedAnd my brain starts swelling
I want to grab a pitch forkAnd stick it in their headI cannot wait till next yearWhen they'll probably be dead (Dead)
Have a super happy fun time ChristmasHave a super happy fun time ChristmasHave some super happy funSteal their denturesCut their gumsHave a super happy fun time Christmas
I wish those crappy giftsWill jolly well just stopNo more recycled hand towelsAnd craps from Body Shop
You don't even know meAnd I sure as hell don't careIt stuff you got from last yearBut beware (Oh yea, oh yea)
Guess what you getting this year
Have a super happy fun time ChristmasHave a super happy fun time ChristmasHave some super happy funStick a finger in your bum
Have a super happy fun time Christmas
Crappy song in supermarketGot a car but just can't park itKids there scream and whine and cryHow I wish they would just dieWhy?! Oh Why?! Oh why, oh why, oh why?!!
So burn the Christmas turkeyTorch your neighbour's house
Run around SembawangIn your mother's blouse
Police will try to catch youBut you just laugh and run
Coz you know in your heartYou're having Supper Happy Fun
Have a super happy fun time ChristmasHave a super happy fun time ChristmasHave some super happy funKill those children with a gunHave a super happy fun time Christmas
Have a super happy fun time ChristmasHave a super happy fun time ChristmasHave some super happy funStick two fingers in your bumHave a super happy funHave a super happy fun time Christmas